That KARR is a weird one

[mattgcn]

Me and KARR have been communicating a bit over the past week, and, well, this letter proved to be interesting.

Bwahahaha! SW is doing great, the Money Empire of SW is growing. And SWG, the best computer game ever created, has another expansion announced...



Pokemon are doomed to fail. I know, because I was making an AI for a future Pokemon game... a simple one, but smart enough. They told me to reconfigure it for general DS and Revo use... that they will cancel Pokemon in a year or two, and leave fans to do what they want... the source codes and ALL, A-L-L crap of Pokemon, ideas, pictures, whatnot, will be released to the public.



You can tell your team that I was supposed to control this game, so Ninty could actually make it 'original' with some changes... I was the KARR, my wife sprited (for fun), and when the game went 'original' I was supposed to implement the AI.... it's going elsewhere though. All-new game series that's supposed to be more popular than Mario, but shhhhh...



Oh, and go tell Shadolf she's a b!tch. Or so my wife says... lol

She said something like: "Boy, that Shadolf is a b!tch, or maybe her type does not have reproductive capabilities so she doesn't need a male partner.".



Don't believe me? Come to me, Santa Clara, CA, and we can talk.

In the 'suburbs', which are a few houses, there's a large white Art Deco house that has a garden full or Orange trees and a swimming pool. And there's a 1978 Corvette of the colour brown/copper with hotrod pipes on the sides parked in front of the garage... inside the garage is a 1978 Trans Am of the Golden Special Edition. Beautiful car.



Okay, have a nice day.

It's both unlikely and possible at the same time what he said about Pokemon, though I still got through my sceptisism enough to post it here.

Um...discuss if you will.

[Fossil Kabutops]

Lol this made me laugh. Man, come on this is just bullsh*t, Nintendo talking to HIM, he making AI for the game, yeah right. Nintendo quitting pokemon? i don't think so, they'll keep it as long as it brings in money, and i believe it'll do for at least 10 years or so, it's currently their biggest franchise.

And KARR married? who the heel would marry someone like HIM? (if he would be old enough, which i seriously doubt)

As i said, just a big pile of BULLSH*T


(but yeah that's how i remeber him ;D)

[ZeroCool]

WTF?! Karr said that? :S Very, very confusing text...

[mattgcn]

New reply. I'll post my replies that lead to these replies sooner or later.

Yeah, but you guys can continue, AND get all the crap Ninty made all those
years. ALL the code. Everything. Everybody will...



With a still large fanbase, it's silly. When you do come to CA once, do come
to Santa Clara... beautiful place. And when you see a black car with t-tops,
and a large grey stripe at the bottom, and with no driver, or with one,
that's my wife's car. :-D That's KARR. From Knight Rider, a full replica,
and, oh the night I spent programming it's computer. It actually can talk to
you, with the nearly correct voice... and has the same attitude. KARR is
UBER, has all these cool extra functions, but he can only drive himself
straight still, unless he's an remote. But he knows he will be able to go by
himself. Heh, my wife likes him so much. Isn't a chatterbot computer with
the right character, attitude, and voice cool? We turns most of the car and
special functions on by himself too. Doors open themselves too. And on the
not-seeable side of the door handles are fingertip scanners.



Don't you think such a car is cool? Worth quite a bit, yes.



Oh, if you or other members don't believe this, have them come to me for a
talk. Sandra makes great applie pie. And if it's Shadolf or the one with
the ears, did I mention KARR has a very reinforced bumper? That bumper took
me two weeks to install... then some anti-scratch hardening paint, and then
I had the fun of getting out of KARR, telling him to crush the car wreck I
prepared, and watched. KARR likes such things, and he accelarated fully
(oooh, my brother is a car mechanic, the engine is cool) and crushed the
wreck. Boy, was it a mess! But KARR and I were satisfied.



There was a problem with the grappling hook, but now it works. KARR towed a
van behind him.



Okay, stoppin babbling.



One more thing: all MSN convoc except ones with you, were done by my wife,
Being the psychologist she is, she managed to sound quite like the 'KARR'
you got used to... oh, she hates Cuddles. Or blondie like I call her. Meh,
hair with blond streaks. Tell 'er that, that she was actually talking to a
30-year-old woman actually. Boy, did those two b!tches make a bad impression
on her.



Maybe KARR will visit some PT people one day. Shadolf is gonna be fun. I'll
have KARR scare her badly.



Bwahahahahahaha!


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KARR

[mattgcn]

And tell Zero it's KARR, because it's an abbreviation (do a Googleeeimage on
it), and tell FK to stop insulting me, otherwise... and he is wrong. AI
exists (in small forms, like what I am making) and very simple, and I didn't
make the stuff thre, Santa Clara house was a holiday one... we used to live
in Japan, actually. Meh, never got the hang of Japanese... far too
complicated for me, because I'm bad at languages.



Oooh, and don't be skepctical, send someone here. C'mon, c'mon, I DARE YOU!
THEN YOU'LL CRY!!! And so will FK. And so will all others.

He replied within a few minutes since I received it while online. Also, he's seen this thread.

EDIT: Here's another, I guess showing he's seeing other places at PT as well

Faeces is spelt with an a. And I use a remote computer. Best school friend
got contacted to Warsaw, use his as a remote.

Obviously in response to my response to blueaquadog about my sig haxx0ring

EDIT2: And before I could even reply again..

Yes, you'll get back to me and whimper. And I'm not a good liar, no. When
you're as serious about me with these things, you smack your head in
exasperation when you hear baby goats like you guys. For now, farewell.

EDIT3: After I said it was unlikely..

It is likely... meh... and you seem to be updating that thread a lot... and
tell Cuddles I wish her a unhappy birthday. For FMY and ultra-happy and
shizzling one.

and after I said that it still seemed unlikely for my feeble mind, and said I'd never seen feces spelt faeces he said

When you're English, like me, you do. Long live England! Long live the
Queen! God save the Queen!



Shadolf was wrong, no I can hardly speak any of that Polish crap. What silly
language. Similar to Russian and Tcheque, I heard.

[mattgcn]

Final reply, for now at least..

Santla Clara, out. I have work to do.

EDIT: But wait, he follows up with

Meh. Meh. MEH. Unlikely. Okay, so you don't know what I know.



Okay, I'm not supposed to tell you this one thing. But I will. Maybe. Ask
nicely and have FK edit his post...



IP doesn't mean everything.

[blueaquadog]

Was Karr banned or something.

[mattgcn]

He left. Old staffie, demoted.

[BuffyBoy]

Oh wow... I seriously think KARR is just an attention whore. Poor miserable little kid whose parents don't pay him enough attention.

God, is it just me or did he get even more annoying since he has left?

[mattgcn]

Yeah, and he says there's something very important he'll tell me if everyone stops insulting him and if I ask nicely. The latter can happen, but everyone stopping insulting him isn't likely to happen. I'm the only one who didn't think he was annoying.

[DarkPegasus]

Ok... althought I don't belive him, I would like to hear more!

[fireball270366]

I remember the days when karr (just to piss him off) was a GM. Now he's just a complete ignoramus, I really wish he could get a life. Although I do admit that he probably is a good scripter/programmer, I seriously doubt he's over 20 and has made an AI program for a FRIGGEN CAR! His wife is probably just as mindless and attention whoring as he is. EDIT: If you notice how it says I only joined in May this year, I joined about a year ago. It's just that when the forums updated in May my account, somehow, got deleted.

[Fossil Kabutops]

Well KARR if you read this (and i'm shure you will) no i'm not editing my post, why would i?

And besides, you're saying that everybody should come to you to check out the things like your KARR which are just mind spinns. (if you had a wife who is a psychologist i would seriously talk to her, if you are not allready a patient of hers IF she exists) but even if we wanted to come to you :/ why should we come, why don't you show up in your KARR. i mean if you're old enough to marry then some travels abroud shouldn't be a problem right?


Anyway, i don't see why some people still show interest in him, it's obvious that he just needs attention and therefor makes up crazy stories.

[BonzaiRob]

When you're English, like me, you do. Long live England! Long live the
Queen! God save the Queen!

That's just over the top. She's nice and all, it makes you feel patriotic, but she doesn't infringe on daily conversation. Using it to prove your country of origin is a bit daft - as Matt proves, anyone saying that could be from anywhere in the Commonwealth, Canada, Australasia, South Africa.

And on the not-seeable side of the door handles are fingertip scanners.

Fingertip scanners are VERY expensive, you're not gonna get them unless you're a government funded organisation, and last I heard Nintendo aren't government.

I had the fun of getting out of KARR, telling him to crush the car wreck I prepared, and watched. KARR likes such things, and he accelarated fully (oooh, my brother is a car mechanic, the engine is cool) and crushed the wreck. Boy, was it a mess! But KARR and I were satisfied.

Not unless you installed cameras in the front and pattern-recognition technology sophisticated enough to recognise a car-wreck from the other things surrounding it (and if you prepared it, most likely it was in a scrap-yard... which car wreck?)
And if your bro's the car mechanic, what have you been doing to it? You need to know mechanics to get a computer to control the car, via servos and whatnot.

[blueaquadog]

I thought there was an I in that word.

[BonzaiRob]

Which word?

[blueaquadog]

Feces (sp.) (I didn't want to say the wrong spelling.)

[Darth Kiwi]

This is weird. Really. I agree with BB.

[mattgcn]

Then KARR mailed me shortly after your response and, thinking you're some crazed Star Wars nut, proceeds to ask-

Mhew, I bet 'Darth' Kiwi doesn't know how a Sith Holocron looks like, or who Exar K'un was. Or what's the big difference between Jedi and Sith focusing crystals back in the Republic days. Mhew.

Who is the other Hutt shown in TPM?

What Hutt has his base in Moenia, Naboo?

Who was Durge?

Did Oola have any siblings, if so, were they male or female?

Why couldn't the HK-50s damage HK-47?

How did G0-T0 persuade people he was a human?

The CEC YT-1300 and YT-2400 are similar in build, but the YT-200 is not. How is it different?

Who is the pilot and owner of the Hound's Tooth, a modified YV-666 freighter? What is his species?

What company produced the M-3A "Scyk" light fighter?

What company produced the Vaksai, Kihraxz, Ixiyen and Rihkxyrk fighters for the Black Sun criminal syndicate?

What Mandalorian group had a bunker on Endor?

What was the name of Grievous' "reincarnation" created by Treun Lorn in the Myyydril Caverns on Kashyyyk?

What makes TIE fighters and Vulture Droid similar?

What is the native planet of a Rancor?

What is the name of the primitive species living on Dantooine?

WHAT?

Then I said it's Senator Kiwi, and that there's such things as casual fans who haven't bothered to change their name back yet.

[Darth Kiwi]

Exar K'un was the first Sith I think, either that or a Jedi that betrayed the Sith, one of the two.

Rancors live on...Tatooine?

That's all that I know, and I need to change it back, yeah...

[Shadolf]

I'm a bitch!! ;D ;D

[mattgcn]

KARR- Exar K'un wasn't the first Sith, far from it, and Rancors live on Dathomir,
home of the Force Witches, such as the Nightsisters, Singing Mountain Clan,
Spider Clan...

Nice way off accepting the truth there. May Wookiee bol herders throw
Trandoshan heads at you.

[BonzaiRob]

How does a non-fanatic know if he's telling the truth? nevermind.

[Darth Kiwi]

Tell KARR that I have better things to do then read every single SW book and play every single game there is.